Vintage Tumblr Themes
Moodring Eyes.

Hi, I'm Alyssa! I'm a 19-year-old nanny and ESE major from South Florida. I also work at the YMCA. I aspire to be a speech-language pathologist. I'm a big fan of Disney, sunflowers, feminism, and babies. I like dresses and lipstick and frilly things and Jonathan Groff. My boyfriend's name is Tyler and you'll probably see a lot about him here too.










1/7408 »

paralyticstalks:

walk up in the club like whoops wrong building

(Source: slavetranslator, via itsjustlifeanyway)






  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

(Source: haileyrhode, via meetme-in-themiddle)



(Source: skyphoi, via itsjustlifeanyway)


panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(via stiefelhead)





dankotaxvx:

this is so me

dankotaxvx:

this is so me

(Source: emmacarlisle, via endless-summerlove)


dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

(via itsjustlifeanyway)






“Fuck, my tea.”

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via peachlolita)

I’m so exhausted and I’m mad about it because I barely got any sleep last night because someone was literally MEOWING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WHO DOES THAT.

I woke up this morning after a horrible paranoid nights sleep and the first thing I thought with absolute certainty and clarity is “that was not a fucking cat.” It was, I’m 99% sure, a dumbass teenager who at least had the brains not to, you know, break and enter or steal any of our shit outside, thank god.

But meowing though.





(Source: bambsies, via justanotherprettylie)